Peter Swimm

@peterswimm

Has not eaten a bee since Feb 26th, 2017.

AMERICA
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  1. 22 hours ago

    Never forget the sun always sets in the west

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  2. Jun 9

    It sucks having to lie on the floor next to the kids new bed until she sleeps, but I do get to hear her mumble "daddy I think I'm sleepy".

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  3. Jun 8

    Mom please don't make me be the laughingstock of the poster community

    1 like
  4. Jun 7

    I'm going to go with the other portmanteau here

  5. Jun 7

    I enjoy super garbage electronics

    1 reply 2 likes
  6. Jun 7

    45 years ago today, Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter while high on LSD

    6 likes
  7. Jun 7

    retweeting just for the image

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    so this certainly lends a lot more weight to the article huh.

    JUST IN: FBI has arrested and charged the woman they say leaked a Top Secret document to The Intercept, federal official tells NBC News.
    2 replies 12 retweets 36 likes
  9. Jun 5
    Replying to

    Oh no these fish? They're mine. Did I fish them? Well I certainly posses them.

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  10. Jun 5

    The whole teach a man to fish analogy falls apart if the teacher is sitting on a pile of free-ass fish.

    1 reply 4 likes
  11. Jun 4
    Replying to

    In my defense

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  12. Jun 4

    Jeez I'm working on it

    2 replies 6 likes
  13. Jun 3

    Instead of tweeting about maher I watched "I am not your negro" and that was a good use of time you might consider yourself.

    4 likes
  14. Jun 2
    Replying to

    From my car down to my toaster

    1 reply 2 likes
  15. Jun 2

    Were it up to me, everything electronic in my house would have this aesthetic

    4 replies 5 retweets 53 likes
  16. Jun 2

    Cmon dudes

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  17. Jun 1

    Guys if we don't fix this mess in Washington they are going to start recording charity pop singles again.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    this is 14 years away—an average of 20 climate models, representing the Palmer drought index. two decades from now, earth is a dust bowl

    138 replies 2,635 retweets 2,754 likes
  19. Jun 1

    Please someone do this with me so I can cosplay as bobcat goldthwait

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  20. Jun 1

    Happy 5th Anniversary of chiptune dying.

    On TCTD: True Chip Till Dead .
    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes

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