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@petersvensson

Team leader in news automation at Bloomberg. I like games with bibliographies. Opinions are my own or beamed in from mind-controlling satellites.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 20

    We're hiring! If you're a journalist who can code, or a coder who is into journalism, come work with me in Bloomberg's powerhouse News Automation department.

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    13 Dec 2020

    mindfryingly

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  3. 25 Nov 2020

    Found this outside my door. Will keep in case I need to up my sexting game

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  4. 4 Nov 2020

    It's quiet - too quiet

    Walking home 10pm in NYC, the city is totally dead. Warm out but no one at the restaurants, no one waking around - most businesses boarded up. Helicopters circling above and tons of cops out just talking to each other. Lot of prep for.. something? But very nothing out
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    4 Nov 2020

    Anthropomorphizing states and giving each one two votes regardless of population is like the evil universe version of having a birthday party for a dog

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  6. 31 Oct 2020

    – at Carl Schurz Park

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    19 Oct 2020

    Wednesday (10/21), 6:30 PM ET: Join and host for a virtual gala in support of the Knight-Bagehot Fellowship in Economics and Business Journalism. Tickets & Info:

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    18 Oct 2020

    Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arrival, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the bakeres have lefte a box wyth the items he orderid. "What ys yn the box?" asketh Paul Atreides. "Pain."

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    15 Oct 2020

    Comedian invites you to register for the first-ever virtual gala on October 21 in support of . The event will be held from 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. Register here: and watch Sarah Cooper here:

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    8 Oct 2020

    If you give a narcissist a boundary, they're probably gonna say they don't want to be oppressed.

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  11. 8 Oct 2020

    . is the most fun you can have on the Bloomberg

    "It read like a bedtime story about West Texas Intermediate Crude." is a glorious unicorn, and this piece by captures his essence. Also this is most Matt Levine anecdote that ever lived:
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    6 Oct 2020

    Wow, I feel terrible for the coronavirus right now. It doesn’t deserve this.

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    6 Oct 2020

    The way I see it, there are two groups on twitter: the anti-frosting cinnamon bun brigade and the excessive frosting crowd. Try a Swedish cinnamon bun and you’ll be brought back to the right side of history

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    2 Oct 2020

    We’ll know things are serious when his tweets are properly spelled.

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    1 Oct 2020

    Do not ask me “trick or treat” this year. It is 2020 sir, you are tempting fate. Take your tiny Almond Joy and go.

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    30 Sep 2020

    After all these months still you have not learned how to properly tell the time. Remember the lesson your grandmother tried to teach you. When the hour comes that there are those to whom an order of “stand by” can be given it is already late so very late.

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  17. 30 Sep 2020

    There's a noticeable, across-the-board pickup for the Democrats on the betting market since the debate. Not clear if it's righteous fury or smart money - most likely a mix.

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    29 Sep 2020

    It ain't over. Let's not lose faith in American doggedness and their aspiration towards democracy...

    is a prophet. Glad to have fled from Gilead to Canada when I did.
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    29 Sep 2020

    That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

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    26 Sep 2020
    Replying to

    glycyrrhizic․com

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