Peter Cottle

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  1. Retweeted
    May 14

    Glad I'm not the only one affected by ambition-marriage trade-off. Even confessed this to my manager before reading

    1 retweet 4 likes
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    Apr 30

    Yep it’s almost that time...

    182 replies 12,381 retweets 24,793 likes
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    Apr 23

    when you're lurking and you get your feelings hurt

    28 replies 3,196 retweets 9,468 likes
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    Apr 20
    Replying to

    we all got really angry when HP added DRM to ink cartridges yet we're adding DRM to LITERAL FRUIT and it's chill

    24 replies 225 retweets 646 likes
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    Apr 6

    I swear if Trump randomly, like, tripped on a squirrel or something we'd find an old tweet of his saying only fat losers trip on squirrels

    The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!
    554 replies 32,851 retweets 71,716 likes
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    Apr 4

    WATCH: Apparently and have taken over Black Lives Matter. Not kidding.

    751 replies 794 retweets 1,171 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    what happens when you put copy-protection software in a *tractor*

    33 replies 1,146 retweets 1,249 likes
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    Mar 13

    Raven: I LOVE Nick Vanessa: Idk If I want to be engaged Nick: *picks Vanessa* Me:

    19 replies 2,082 retweets 4,490 likes
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    Mar 1

    zoom in on the syrup

    2,417 replies 122,789 retweets 172,724 likes
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    Feb 20

    I took Alex Trebek rapping on Jeopardy and did the only thing that felt right: Edit it to the music he was quoting. (🎥: )

    280 replies 21,031 retweets 30,449 likes
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    Feb 17

    A designer running `npm install`

    26 replies 1,121 retweets 2,380 likes
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    Feb 17

    Gyroscope.

    4 replies 185 retweets 441 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    When you're on your way to and realize Pence would be the next prezzy

    222 replies 6,018 retweets 12,684 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 9

    COMPUTER: I can render the shimmering fantasy worlds of your dreams 60 times a second ME: search some emails for a string COMPUTER: oh no

    69 replies 9,597 retweets 17,543 likes
  16. Feb 14

    "For every dollar spent on childhood immunizations, you get $44 in economic benefits." via

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    Feb 13

    Logging into all the 2FA services I use tomorrow so I at least get verification SMS's on Valentine's Day.

    7 replies 245 retweets 630 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    he was ahead of his time

    343 replies 69,186 retweets 130,946 likes
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    Feb 9

    This is California drought reduction over the last 6 months.

    11 replies 203 retweets 359 likes
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    Feb 9

    Captain's log: 21 days in. Our leader has somehow lost it & is losing it at the same time. I have patiently waited for this moment. Send hel

    SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
    431 replies 16,464 retweets 64,908 likes

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