Peter From Queens, Not Queensland

@peterdutton

I am not trying to be anyone's Prime Minister!

Queens, NY
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 May 2017

    I've been to Australia once, in 1998, and nothing that's happened there since is my fault.

    20 replies 46 retweets 218 likes
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  2. 4 hours ago

    Created new set: Beacon (Sep 2018) -

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Uploaded 4 new pics, including:

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Hudson Beach Glass @ Beacon, New York

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    me at 7: I wanna be a marine biologist when I grow up! That or a ninja, prolly both me at 29: I don’t know how to wash dishes without getting my shirt all wet

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  6. Oct 24

    Created new set: Governors Island (Oct 2018) -

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  7. Oct 24

    Uploaded 8 new pics, including:

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  8. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    A panic room, but for quickly shoveling all my family’s clutter into when guests stop by unexpectedly.

    30 replies 117 retweets 550 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    [god creating butts] God: haha, butts

    6 replies 71 retweets 368 likes
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  10. Oct 23

    Uploaded 1 new pics, including:

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    Oct 23

    i forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Big Bang Theory and then asked it to write an episode of its own, here is the first page

    12 replies 401 retweets 2,244 likes
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    Jul 8

    MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called— ME: An octo-lie. PROFESSOR: …Metachrosis. ME: PROFESSOR: ME: Mocktopus.

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  13. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    they took away our freedom so gradually that no one even noticed

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) warns against dressing up pet chickens for Halloween
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  14. Retweeted
    18 Jan 2017

    Me: I don't have insurance Dr.: *dumps a box of puppies on me* Me: w-what? Dr.: Adorable Care Act! Me: *bleeding to death* I love this

    21 replies 1,206 retweets 3,071 likes
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  15. Oct 22

    "Taking Pictures Of The Tulips" in Boston's Public Garden:

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  16. Oct 22

    Created new set: Day In The City (Oct 2018) -

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  17. Oct 21

    Uploaded 8 new pics, including:

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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 12

    If you're looking for ideas, apple picking is another fun way to spend $40 to listen to your kids complain for an hour.

    3 replies 75 retweets 319 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    1 Jan 2017

    [1st Row at Beyoncé Concert] Beyoncé: Who run da world?! *points mic at me* ME: [having briefly heard the song once before] …squirrels?

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  20. Oct 19

    Uploaded 13 new pics, including:

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  21. Oct 19

    Uploaded 6 new pics, including:

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