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Comedian Pete Holmes. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. 🎶 ’Pressive ‘mounta likes / Low amounta retwee 🎶

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    Pete Holmes‏Verified account @peteholmes 24 Apr 2018

    when you’re binging a show and for the last episode you watch the intro out of respect

    6:38 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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      1. Paul! From Home‏ @Unpaulfessional 24 Apr 2018
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        We watch every Westworld intro out of respect

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      1. SIGN | DESIGN‏ @SignDesignShow 24 Apr 2018
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        and the credits

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      1. Anthony  🎸‏ @anthonyonguitar 24 Apr 2018
        Replying to @peteholmes

        Nothing is worse than binging a show and not knowing that episode was the last one.

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      1. Michael J. Plummer‏ @michael_plummer 24 Apr 2018
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        I do this too! Don't know why. I watch the intro of the first and last episodes of a season.

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      1. Joe coroa‏ @joecoroa 24 Apr 2018
        Replying to @peteholmes

        When are you doing another streetfighter red tape episode ??

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      2. Joe coroa‏ @joecoroa 24 Apr 2018
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        Oh ok

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      1. The Douchebaggette Life‏ @douchebaggette 24 Apr 2018
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        Also the last Previously On recap

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      1. Russ Palmer‏ @RussPalmer 24 Apr 2018
        Replying to @peteholmes

        I read that as @bing-ing and thought “umm you’re better than that. @Google is a thing and you know this.”

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      1. 𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚗‏ @a4ronlop3z 24 Apr 2018
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        HAHA!

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      1. Devin Hermanson - Fight for Facts‏ @devinher 24 Apr 2018
        Replying to @peteholmes

        There are some beautiful intros these days. True Detective set the standard in my mind but there've been a lot of really incredible work in the past few years.

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      2. Nucky Thompson‏ @tresselball 24 Apr 2018
        Replying to @devinher @peteholmes

        season 1 was better than about 98% of films hollywood has put out the last 20 years.

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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