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SNL Weekend Update writer.

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    Peter Schultz‏ @pete_schultz 18 Mar 2020

    This is as good a time as any to tell you that my dog sings along to the Law & Order theme song every time he hears itpic.twitter.com/4HNVPWrzmE

    7:57 PM - 18 Mar 2020
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      2. Peter Schultz‏ @pete_schultz 18 Mar 2020

        Every. Time.pic.twitter.com/Nr27eOw0NW

        255 replies 1,177 retweets 15,552 likes
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      3. Peter Schultz‏ @pete_schultz 18 Mar 2020

        These take up most of the memory on my phonepic.twitter.com/7i9fd9IrHN

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      4. Peter Schultz‏ @pete_schultz 18 Mar 2020

        My girlfriend has an Instagram for him where she has curated a collection of stories dedicated to this behavior: https://instagram.com/odafin.t.schultz?igshid=1gtup5ftrvmu5 … (We named him Odafin before discovering that he loved Law & Order)

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      2. Melanie Notkin‏Verified account @SavvyAuntie 18 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pete_schultz

        @daxshepard I think found the second best thing you’ve heard on the internet in a while...

        2 replies 2 retweets 148 likes
      3. dax shepard‏Verified account @daxshepard 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @SavvyAuntie @pete_schultz

        HAHAHAHAHA

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      2. Dan‏ @el_bombero_loco 18 Mar 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/EFDqOGHVto

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      3. Dan‏ @el_bombero_loco 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @el_bombero_loco @pete_schultz

        Well, @pete_schultz ....my most liked tweet is now a gif of Lenny Briscoe. Thanks?

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      1. Melissa‏ @mimigirl013 18 Mar 2020
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        I love German shorthairs!

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      1. Stephen Sajdak‏ @stephensajdak 18 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pete_schultz

        Thank you for this, Pete

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      1. haunted on bail from tw*tter jail‏ @zandywithaz 18 Mar 2020
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        He did a really good job. Very much a soul singer.

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