Did I ever tell ya about when Harvey Weinstein told me to make sure I shook his hand at a charity event, so I stopped in the mens room and pissed all over my hand, then went straight up to him on the receiving line? I think about that every time lil donnie opens up his KFC.
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I was a couple seats behind you on that LAX to Den flight a few weeks back and was thinking I should’ve taken the opportunity to meet you and maybe shake your hand..now..I’m good.
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All the KFC FatNixon eats... he's probably already consumed gallons special sauce.
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I hope you washed your hand straight after. Shaking hands with Weinstein would be horrible
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