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@perlhack

verbally bending over backwards to make a pun work. part of one of the two industries that refers to its customers as 'users'. music maker. dreamer of dreams.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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    8. sij

    MS Office huh? So is there a *Mr* Office?

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    I want to go viral on twitter I don’t want to go viral on tinder

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    prije 2 sata

    dentist: Are you sensitive to anything? me: Cold. ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʳᶦᵗᶦᶜᶦˢᵐ

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    prije 2 sata

    "Results may vary." --dice instructions

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    Vaccines in Australia are called emunizations.

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    I’m just like everyone else—I put my pants on both legs at a time by tucking my feet in, doing a backward roll thing on my bed, and shooting my legs out real fast and yelling “ta-da!!!”

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    I’m so out of shape that I lost my breath watching that halftime show and I just now recovered

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    prije 10 sati

    Hear me out, a Pringle’s can but they pop out like a pez dispenser.

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    Australia has 17 of the world’s most poisonous snakes, 3 fewer than the White House.

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    prije 11 sati

    send me your cool super bowl takes for likes & rt’s!!

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    911 What’s your emergency: I was shaking my hips just like Shakira, now I can’t move. HELP 🥴

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    So who won that big soccer game

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    This November remember to vote for Shakira.

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    Men at Work: 🎵 Who Can It Be Now 🎵 Me: this is the last time I try to tell a Aussie a knock knock joke

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  15. ahh yes the 4 sexual orientations: 1) hetero plus 2) homosexual plus 3) bisexual plus 4) and only

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    prije 13 sati

    After J-Lo and Shakira finish playing at halftime, the Chiefs and 49ers will retake the field in hopes of winning the 2002 Super Bowl.

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    24. srp 2017.

    Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians

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    *watching the sound of music* I don't get it... where are the giant spiders, kangaroos & those leaf-eating bears?

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  19. tweeting during the responsible the superbowl middle child 🤝 might as well be invisible

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    God (looking at Australia): you know what this platypus needs? Angel: a duck bill? God: a duck bill!

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    In Australia, boob is called qooq

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