Paula PellOvjeren akaunt

@perlapell

sturdy lady, pliable soul. SNL writer since 1946

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2010.

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  2. 27. sij
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    Happy New Year and may 2020 be a vivid and surprising rainbow after a long and cruel storm.

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    I watched and it is so good and funny! Abby Mcenany makes my heart happy on this eve of a new decade. ❤️🌈

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  5. Well...I finally watched Baby Yoda and released my final corn nut ovum.

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  6. Whoever came up with breakfast serving cut off times is a sadistic sumbitch.

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  7. I wish Dolly Parton was my friend and we had catch up lunches 8 days a week.

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  8. None of the lids fit the iced coffees at Starbucks in LAX today. I’m guessing 4000 people have screamed FUCK in the last few hours as they got settled on the plane and violently christened their décolletages with cold java.

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  9. Nothing has challenged my optimism like the last three years. It’s not that the “other side” is in power. It’s knowing first hand (I’ve worked with him) that he is truly a soulless egomaniac putting us in danger every day and the “other side” continues to despise and endorse him.

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  10. Is this a pre-vote hearing to decide whether today’s “Republicans” are terrible in the sack? Cuz WE’RE READY FOR A VOTE.

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  11. I feel so sad for all the gay kids that have been abandoned by their mothers who belong to

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  12. I just used the shitter in 7 airports and I must say their toilet paper was deluxe.

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  13. He always looks like he got caught napping during his wedding vows.

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  15. The Black Voices For Trump rally is being held inside a gnat’s rectum. Tickets still available!

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  16. A rotting diaper raised by a rotting diaper.

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  17. I just pulled so much duck dynasty out of my tub drain.

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  18. Gah! I hate when dads try to embarrass you by teasing your prom date or talking about the intactness of your genitals on a podcast!

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  19. The product origin stories from entrepreneurs on Sirius radio sound like the audio from really bad dates.

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