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Oh if someone could tell me how to view the fuel gauge on the Ducati Monster 696's digital display I'd be very grateful!

Up at 4.30am to beat the heat. Salton Sea and Joshua Tree park today! Search Google Images for them!

Earlier I saw real life Mexicans stripping asbestos from a roof without safety masks. #americafuckyeah

The desert is EPIC. Cacti. Sand dunes. Lightning starting wildfires on the horizon. Salton Sea. EPIC.

#tlcc2012 Anyone building interceptor plugins yet? Looks very useful for business rules, especially when we can use it with pricing in v12

I'm the only person who can catch a heavy cold in San Diego at the height of August. BLEARGH

#tlcc2012 Is the melon supposed to taste of feet?

#tlcc2012 What happened last night? I seem to have woken up with a tattoo. It says... Er... "I Love Tess"?

Couple of days to spend in Southern California with a motorbike. Was going to head east but too damn hot. Any alternative suggestions?

I'd support Assange's case against possible extradition (to US) if he wasn't a) a rapist and b) a colossal publicity-sucking dickhead.

#tlcc2012 top tip: Got clothes etc you don't want to bother taking home? Give them to the homeless who sleep under trees next to the Midway

#tlcc2012 The end of Heather's API presentation said 10 tons of food are (were) served on the Midway every day. I hope you're all hungry!

#tlcc2012 Does anyone else get a new towel every day in their room, without the old ones being taken away? I'm up to seven bath towels!

Just grabbed a nice soda and bag of popcorn sweets from our afternoon break sponsor! Thanks, er... other conference. OOPS #tlcc2012

My tonsils have had enough of air con and are launching a protest.

I'm in the bar that Top Gun was filmed in, apparently. Unfortunately it turns out that my memories of Top Gun are actually from Hot Shots.