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This is your friendly weekly reminder that Unspeakable Things is out now in the UK. Here's the (Amazon) link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1408824744/ref=redir_mdp_mobile …
59 retweets 71 favoritesBritish Press Awards winners so far: at a rough count, 21 men & 4 women. All white. Eek.
109 retweets 80 favoritesAlmost everyone who has replied to my tweet wondering about PDX residents has a mighty fine beard. This confirms all my prejudices.
5 retweets 19 favoritesHey. Anyone here from Portland? I might take a trip there over Spring Break. I've been watching the show and am homesick for Brighton, so.
8 retweets 10 favoritesDon't ask if porn "empowers" women - instead, ask if your feminism does http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2015/03/dont-ask-if-porn-empowers-women-instead-ask-if-your-feminism-does …
24 retweets 30 favoritesThe harasser makes a new account or ten new accounts and keeps harassing and @twitter still does nothing.
Seriously if someone has filming and production skills we will make this show and it will be everything. #topgear
@PennyRed there needs to be a KickStarter campaign to get this show on TV. I'd watch the crap out of it.
Obviously bell hooks is the Stig in this scenario. She takes off her helmet at the end of every episode to dispense great justice. #TopGear
At one point I might get in an actual car and try to drive it. It'll just be me screaming while veering off road at 10mph. #topgear
There will be an episode where we steal a bunch of police Segways and pelt around Norwich trying to recruit babygoths to communism #topgear
There'll be an episode where we get unemployed people to try and run over David Cameron in a bashed-up Honda. IT'S ONLY A JOKE. #TopGear
I will co-host the next series of Top Gear with Stewart Lee. We're just going to ride London Buses and complain about the rich a lot.
232 retweets 281 favoritesHumbly submit my application for next host of Top Gear. Apart from being a rabid lefty feminist, I can't drive and prefer public transport.
89 retweets 133 favoritesOh gosh. They finally suspended Jeremy Clarkson. I wonder who will be the first to publicly weep for freezpeach? http://m.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-31824040 …
34 retweets 44 favoritesWhen you can't quite live up to your coffee mug slogan. https://instagram.com/p/0DdnT1lb9e/
9 retweets 30 favoritesCall to action: EU citizens, email your MEP and ask him or her to vote to demand reproductive rights for all women http://www.abortionrightscampaign.ie/2015/03/09/call-to-action-please-email-your-meps/ …
17 retweets 14 favoritesThe initial idea was to prepare for the zombie apocalypse by lifting heavy things and not collapsing after a ten second run. @kierongillen
Seriously. I'm growing out my hair and using natural conditioner. I bought gym clothes for the actual gym. This is not ok someone help me.
3 retweets 20 favoritesThis week I have gone to yoga twice and also made my own kale salad. I think I need an intervention. Someone airdrop cigarettes and gin.
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