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@penelopetrunk

Blogger, author, serial entrepreneur, homeschooling mom who has been known to fall asleep at recitals.

Boston, MA
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Liittynyt maaliskuu 2008
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  1. 18. syysk.

    Reporting from Boston: College in the age of Covid. Post-quarantine freshmen take partying to a new level. Police crackdown on walking in groups of 30. Grinder is full of new students. And RAs tell freshmen to "calm the fuck down or ruin it for everyone."

    5 tykkäystä
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  2. 14. syysk.

    My 18-year-old nephew just told me I should do a podcast. I think this means he doesn't reply to my texts because he prefers my 15-minute tirades.

    2 vastausta 14 tykkäystä
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  3. 11. syysk.

    Today's post-pandemic work walkout reminds me of the 9/11 support group I went to for people at the Twin Towers when they fell. A big topic for us was refusing to go back to work.

    6 uudelleentwiittausta 13 tykkäystä
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  4. 10. syysk.

    Women who write career books for other women about “breaking barriers” are so cowardly. The authors are self-employed while telling women to keep their corporate jobs and try harder.

    2 vastausta 18 tykkäystä
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  5. 4. heinäk.

    My son is visiting his friend for a week and only calls when he needs a password. I get to talk to him more when the password is hard to find, so I've started searching extra slowly.

    1 uudelleentwiittaus 25 tykkäystä
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  6. 27. kesäk.

    Scientists just showed that early reading causes children's brains to develop in ways that create social skills deficits. But seriously: parents of early readers are the last demographic in the world that will admit their kids have a problem.

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  7. 28. toukok.

    RIP Eric Carle who fed millions of hungry caterpillars before he died. Mr. Carle often visited my family's bookshop to sign books when I was a kid. His large loopy letters swirled over each front page. He told me he signed big so every kid waiting got a picture of their very own.

    2 uudelleentwiittausta 36 tykkäystä
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  8. 26. toukok.

    Google is creating 4000 homes and shops to go with new office space in San Jose: a mega-campus. We used to call this a company town. Google is the Pullman Car Company of the Information Age.

    1 uudelleentwiittaus 12 tykkäystä
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  9. 11. toukok.

    Women with Autism are outperforming neurotypical women in the workplace.

    2 vastausta 3 uudelleentwiittausta 8 tykkäystä
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  10. 10. toukok.

    For Mother’s Day my son gave me my vaccination card with a note that said, “I found this while I was taking out the garbage.”

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  11. 9. toukok.

    Elon Musk says he's the first SNL host who admits to having Aspergers. Whatever. It'll be news when there's an SNL host who doesn't have Aspergers.

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  12. 1. toukok.

    When the lilacs you've put in a vase start to droop, pretend they're wisteria and they'll look new again.

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  13. 6. maalisk.

    At Boston Children’s Hospital with my son waiting for MRI results. There are 26 high schoolers in the ER for mental health issues related to Covid. Many kids are two to a room. Almost no parents. The ER looks like a college dorm before there was social distancing.

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  14. 16. helmik.

    Fear of failure can be something we wear like an accessory because we mistake it for prudence; the art of being an entrepreneur is knowing the difference.

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  15. 24. tammik.

    My mom just got her first vaccine, which means NYC just started vaccinating people 75 and over who refreshed their browser 400 times and made 300 phone calls to make sure they got their name on a list. 💉🎉

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  16. 24. tammik.

    My post-inauguration hope is that I'll never again have to hear, "Did you say Penelope Trump? T-R-U-M-P?"

    1 uudelleentwiittaus 25 tykkäystä
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  17. uudelleentwiittasi
    6. tammik.

    Congratulations to our next U.S. Senator, . Last January, I endorsed my dear friend in his quest to serve. Soon, he will walk those august halls & cast votes as a leader with courage, justice and integrity. God bless you and keep you in your service to us all.

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  18. 12. jouluk. 2020

    Does your punctuation make you look old? Quit the ellipse which kids read as a typo. Use single quotes to question authority, such as you can read more 'punctuation rules' here

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  19. 20. marrask. 2020

    I get my teenaged sons out of our apartment by giving them cash for takeout if they walk to get it. For me, Covid alone-time costs the same as new-mother alone-time, it's just now I pay Qdoba instead of a babysitter.

    2 uudelleentwiittausta 35 tykkäystä
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  20. 3. marrask. 2020

    Today my son was a first-time voter. So of course I told the woman checking him in. People cheered. The little boy behind us heard cheering and said, "Are there toys?"

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