Me: Wait. Since the locks in this house can't be undone from the inside without a key, in the event of a big earthquake, we're trapped inside?! Wife: You don't run outside during an earthquake. You get in a doorway. Me: You can do whatever you want. I'm jumping out the window.
Replying to @generativist
Your wife is wrong on both counts.
7:51 AM - 15 Oct 2019
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