pearsonified

@pearsonified

I'm a *very* dangerous Scrabble player. Also, I created Thesis—software you can use to build a killer website. Good times.

Austin, TX (!)
Joined March 2008

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  1. 6 hours ago

    Respect—he went to the LEGO store to get a set to build with his daughter 🛠

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  2. 6 hours ago

    I met my LEGO doppelgänger today 🤙🏿

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Dude obviously played Rock Band back in the day

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  6. Sep 9
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  7. Sep 9

    Truly heartwarming to see someone learn such an important lesson about consequences so quickly 🙏🏿

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  8. Sep 9

    Such a great take. This is my attitude about everything my daughter does. Her competition is a joke. We’ll work hard; we won’t make excuses; she’ll be a winner.

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  9. Sep 9

    Incredibly interesting graph 👇🏿 Do YOU know what causes a lack of community trust in North Minneapolis, Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Cincinnati, Rural West Virginia, and East Tennessee? (Hint: There are 2 main reasons; only 1 applies to each place.)

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  10. Sep 9

    This girl experiences anxiety during public speaking, so now NOBODY should ever have to feel the way she does ever again! “Muh anxiety” is an excuse for sucking. The world doesn’t care about your proclaimed weaknesses. You’ll get run over by those who don’t make excuses.

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  11. Sep 9
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  13. Sep 9

    As much as declining NFL ratings give me hope, declining ratings for ALL TV are even sweeter 💅🏿

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  14. Sep 9
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  15. Sep 9

    Pro tip: Actively seek to prevent yourself from using the trigger words “vibrant” or “diverse” (and their derivatives). Don’t: Be a basic bitch and leverage the thought-free conventions of others. Do: Provide thoughtful insights where appropriate.

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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companies pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people who pretend to hate capitalism.

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  17. Sep 9

    Abundance produces soft traits. Winning is the domain of hard men.

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  18. Sep 8

    Ironically, all this gratitude costs big bucks. And I should know—I tried to pay my last server bill with gratitude, and they suspended my account 🤷🏾‍♀️ If you want to show them how much you appreciate their social justice signaling, go buy some shit.

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  19. Sep 8

    I’ll take “women with zero child-bearing intent” for $500, Alex.

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