pearsonified

@pearsonified

I'm a *very* dangerous Scrabble player. Also, I created Thesis—software you can use to build a killer website. Good times.

Austin, TX (!)
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  1. 6 hours ago

    Respect—he went to the LEGO store to get a set to build with his daughter 🛠

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  2. 6 hours ago

    I met my LEGO doppelgänger today 🤙🏿

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Dude obviously played Rock Band back in the day

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    The best thing I saw yesterday? This guy from the Baltimore Ravens Marching Band playing PERFECT air drums to Rush's "Tom Sawyer":
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  4. 6 hours ago

    Buckets!

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    Mind blown.
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  5. 8 hours ago

    Phenomenal

    World Trade Center Twin Towers on this evening 17 years ago. September 10, 2001.
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  6. Sep 9

    😳🙏🏿

    OK you guys, my intention is not to scare anyone with this message. But Hurricane —the storm bound for North Carolina—is going to be about the size of North Carolina when it arrives. This is what it will look like, according to the latest high-res model prediction:
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  7. Sep 9

    Truly heartwarming to see someone learn such an important lesson about consequences so quickly 🙏🏿

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    cop has no time for antifa🤣🤣
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  8. Sep 9

    Such a great take. This is my attitude about everything my daughter does. Her competition is a joke. We’ll work hard; we won’t make excuses; she’ll be a winner.

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  9. Sep 9

    Incredibly interesting graph 👇🏿 Do YOU know what causes a lack of community trust in North Minneapolis, Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Cincinnati, Rural West Virginia, and East Tennessee? (Hint: There are 2 main reasons; only 1 applies to each place.)

    Ethnic homogeneity compared to trust of neighbors
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  10. Sep 9

    This girl experiences anxiety during public speaking, so now NOBODY should ever have to feel the way she does ever again! “Muh anxiety” is an excuse for sucking. The world doesn’t care about your proclaimed weaknesses. You’ll get run over by those who don’t make excuses.

    |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| stop forcing students to present in front of the class and give them a choice not to |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |
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  11. Sep 9

    This looks 👌🏿

    Sunday reading.
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  12. Sep 9

    Dying!! 😂

    My parents are in Switzerland and are struggling with the language barrier.
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  13. Sep 9

    As much as declining NFL ratings give me hope, declining ratings for ALL TV are even sweeter 💅🏿

    TV ratings for every show is down, and the NFL is down less than baselines. (Assuming the raw numbers are right.)
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  14. Sep 9

    Exactly.

    Replying to @BrowningMachine
    I, for one, happen to take comfort in knowing the plane I’m in was built by a proud diverse coalition of people and otherkins selected entirely for their emotional skills while we fall out of the sky
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  15. Sep 9

    Pro tip: Actively seek to prevent yourself from using the trigger words “vibrant” or “diverse” (and their derivatives). Don’t: Be a basic bitch and leverage the thought-free conventions of others. Do: Provide thoughtful insights where appropriate.

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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companies pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people who pretend to hate capitalism.

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  17. Sep 9

    Abundance produces soft traits. Winning is the domain of hard men.

    When capital is abundant, integrity is scarce. Many more reports of fraud, lies, manipulation of investors coming in year ahead of both public + private companies. I expect several Boards, accounting firms, and some execs suffer serious consequences.
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  18. Sep 8

    Ironically, all this gratitude costs big bucks. And I should know—I tried to pay my last server bill with gratitude, and they suspended my account 🤷🏾‍♀️ If you want to show them how much you appreciate their social justice signaling, go buy some shit.

    Call , say thank you. 1-800-806-6453. I just spoke with Gina. They love the calls.
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  19. Sep 8

    I’ll take “women with zero child-bearing intent” for $500, Alex.

    Day 4: We‘re holding a funeral procession and marching slowly to the to show that our lives are on the line and WE DISSENT.
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  20. Sep 8

    😂

    It’s alright guys, all Alex Jones needs to do is create his own smartphone factories and distribution network. The free market will fix it! 🙏
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