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My mum (who had a masectomy last year) just told her local Conservative candidate that there was more chance of her tit growing back than there was of her ever voting for a Tory. I love my mum.
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While he was probing my mouth my dentist asked if I was doing anything nice this weekend and now he thinks I’m going to park a car far from a large bar in Armagh.
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Fact: Nothing lasts longer than a story someone is telling you that you have absolutely no interest in at all.
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If you happen to see me out for a walk with some twat in corduroy trousers, it's because I pretended to my neighbour I was going out for a fictional walk as part of a new health regime to avoid inviting him in & he said 'ohhh that's a good idea, I'll come with you.' Fuming.
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Shout out to all our fellow hard working UK manufacturers.
#TuesdayMorningShoutOut#Smile#Manufacturing#laughspic.twitter.com/lIN1rKbepw
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Gin & Tonic flavoured yogurt. Presumably for getting mullered?
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Some things are best left unsaid. Not 'Boris Johnson is an utter twat' though. That needs to be said. A lot.
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Me and the husband have just had a heated discussion about the best way to arrange the cutlery drawer if you were wondering how fun marriage is.
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The battery has just gone in my bathroom scales, and now I don’t want to replace it in case the steady improvements in recent weeks was merely because it didn’t have the energy to tell me what I really weighed.
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In the hairdressers. She's emotional because 'Josh' has been texting other girls behind her back. I'm emotional because she's chopping away at my barnet like she's imagining it's his cock. Whoo-there Shanice for fucks sake.
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Signed a card at work for a colleague who’s recovering from appendicitis. Nothing unusual about that. Yet I was off for 3 months with mental health, which I’m still struggling with, and I barely even got a text. Just makes you realise the gulf between physical & mental health.
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Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.pic.twitter.com/GcAhhONDHY
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Mum just told me she doesn't want a Chinese takeaway tonight 'because of that bug' I despair, I really do.
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'Twas the night before Brexit, And all through the land, The gammons were cheering, Anything ‘foreign’ was banned. Farage was there preening, The EU he did goad, When he flashed his union jack socks, Jacob Rees-Mogg shot his load.
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Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, “mommy, my fart is on the floor,” takes the cake.

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Mrs Brown's Boys just beat afterlife and fleabag to win best comedy at the
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Have you been injured in the last 6 months? Been involved in a car accident? Fell over at work? Tripped on an uneven pavement? If the answer is yes to any of the above, then sort yourself out you clumsy bastard!
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Just accidentally 'faved' my own tweet. So now I'm off to wink at my reflection in the mirror & send myself a Valentine's day card.
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