Me: why'd u cut part of my penis off Parents: I guess without it, it's easier to clean Me: that is the worst reason for cutting off any body part, especially the part I make sure I clean every single goddamn time I shower Parents: everyone else was doing it Me: that's worse!
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Replying to @KylePlantEmoji
I remember being 13, sitting on my trampoline, and having my mind blown by my friend explaining to me circumcisions and foreskins. “I had a extra skin and they just cut it off?!” It made no sense. Still doesn’t, but it does explain society a bit. We’re dumb and thoughtless.
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Replying to @_JD_H @KylePlantEmoji
Extra? More like "they cut off the most sexually important part of my body" and yeah it totally explains society.
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