My mom saved everything from my youth. I mean everything. It’s wonderful, this time of year, taking down a Santa Claus that I made in kindergarten. Then there’s that little circumcision ring, that she tried to give to my wife. Thanks mom, thanks.
enjoy that laugh on me...
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Ah, so you want to imprison over 85% of our population? Percentage is probably higher. Brilliant. Well thought out tweet, Millennial.
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