Still wish it had been PDXDadBod, but it'll do! :-D
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Dad bods are beautiful!!
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Tell them not to forget any leaf blowers, pooper scoopers, and other tools to return teargas to its rightful owners, also bring thoes gas masks you bought to remodel the kitchen, they will come in handy!
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You wouldn't understand, obviously
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You can turn that in to a flamethrower real easy
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Best poster ever.
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At the risk of appearing jingoistic, carry small flags and stand behind the women. If they’re going to take you all down, make sure you’re carrying a US flag when they do it.
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Consider instead spending that money on a donation to a bail fund, or mutual aid group.
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Or (D) All of the above.
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