Patrick Burleson

@pbur

Husband, Father, Dallas Stars Fan, Software Engineer @ Apple. My opinions are my own.

Cupertino, CA
patrickburleson.com
Joined January 2008
673 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

@pbur is blocked

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @pbur.

  1. 22 hours ago

    Considering short to mid-term macOS or iOS development projects till I find long term employment. 15 years experience please /retweet

    107 retweets 22 likes
  2. Oct 15 San Jose, CA

    Water falling from the sky!

    7 likes
  3. Oct 12 Country Lane, San Jose

    Luckily they were able to find it and pop it back in. Turns out™ this is apparently a common problem with BMWs based on the forums.

  4. Oct 12 Country Lane, San Jose

    That terrifying moment when you notice a hole in the bumper of your brand new car. Tow hook cover came off during car wash…

    4 likes
  5. Oct 8

    I rededicate this piece to the men upset at Trump just because they have daughters:

    387 retweets 950 likes
  6. Oct 1 Joaquin Miller, San Jose

    To be clear, I got the Perfect *Move* Month achievement. I want an achievement for *all* rings for the month.

    For the first time, I filled *all* my rings for a month! There’s no achievement for this. You know I filed a radar! rdar://28576927
    12 likes
  7. Sep 30 San Jose, CA

    For the first time, I filled *all* my rings for a month! There’s no achievement for this. You know I filed a radar! rdar://28576927

    6 retweets 93 likes
  8. Sep 28 Cupertino, CA

    Current status: H/T:

    6 likes
  9. Sep 28 Cupertino, CA

    Date math…why did it have to be date math?

    2 retweets 23 likes
  10. Sep 24

    Finally got a chance to update the kids’ iPod Touches to iOS 10. They have discovered stickers. Send help.

    1 retweet 35 likes
  11. Sep 23 Cupertino, CA

    OH: “What does this mean? It looks like a bunch of crap?”

    1 like
  12. Sep 20

    This is the exact reason for our protest. I cannot comprehend how this continues to happen. Senseless. Just senseless.

    10,786 retweets 10,103 likes
  13. Sep 20 Cupertino, CA

    macOS Sierra is out today! Upgrade for free!

    12 retweets 11 likes
  14. Sep 20 San Jose, CA

    Yesterday I traded in my trusty chariot of the past 10 years for something a little more Bavarian. Making a little dream come true.

    42 likes
  15. Sep 16 San Jose, CA

    Updating UI on a background thread strikes again!

    16 likes
  16. Sep 16 San Jose, CA

    Happy new iPhone and Apple Watch day!

    3 retweets 15 likes
  17. Sep 16

    It’s time! and are here!

    2,106 retweets 5,247 likes
  18. Sep 15 San Jose, CA

    My PowerBeats 2 headphones broke this morning. That’s simultaneously convenient and inconvenient.

    1 retweet 16 likes
  19. Patrick Burleson followed , and
    • honza dvorsky
      @czechboy0

      Developer Tools at Apple. Ex-, . I swim, travel and type text, some of which compiles.

    • Alex Guichet
      @AlexGuichet

      I write a lot of emails at a fruit company. (Opinions are mine alone.) iOS Addict, gamer and tinkerer. Seeking rationality. He/him. ⚣

  20. Sep 13 Cupertino, CA

    If you’ve updated to watchOS 3, try tapping on the Minnie and Mickey faces (make sure your watch isn’t muted in Control Center).

    12 retweets 20 likes

@pbur hasn't tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·