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National correspondent for The Washington Post. Offers in-app purchases. philip.bump@washpost.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Aug 2018

    Thomas carried his own lunchbox to daycare today.

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Infrastructure Week is Jack Torrance in the Overlook Hotel that is Washington.

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  3. 8 hours ago

    "What garbage have you picked tonight? I can already tell it's bad." - my wife coming into the room just after the credits of Holy Grail

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  4. 12 hours ago

    Well, that was inevitable.

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  5. 15 hours ago

    Wait, Trump just said he never said he was going to build a concrete wall? He said that all the time! He talked about it in detail -- concrete slabs, thirty feet high, yada yada.

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  6. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Trump on Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib's profane vow to impeach him: "I think she dishonoured herself, and I think she dishonoured her family. Using language like that in front of her son..."

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  7. 15 hours ago

    Trump complains that people don't talk about terrorists coming into the US over the southern border. Because, as the State Department wrote last year, they don't.

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  8. 15 hours ago

    Only allowing immigrants on a merit basis might make it harder to fill some positions at hotels, golf courses and resorts.

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  9. 16 hours ago

    The troll move would be Pelosi assigning AOC to the shutdown working group.

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  10. 16 hours ago

    WIRED: "The southern border is a dangerous, horrible disaster." TIRED:

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  11. 16 hours ago

    If you are a president who told Trump that you failed to build a wall on the border and wish you had, email is in bio.

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  12. 16 hours ago

    I DIDNT READ YOUR THING AND HERE IS WHY IM MAD ABOUT IT

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  13. 16 hours ago

    Headline: Trump wants to defund ICE for years

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  14. 16 hours ago

    To make its case for border wall funding, the White House sent Congress a presentation loaded with data -- much of which was inflated to the point of being misleading.

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  15. 17 hours ago

    To show that I am not biased, I also encourage all those weirdos who spell Philip with two Ls to straighten themselves out.

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  16. 17 hours ago

    It would be very helpful if America's political Kirstens came to an agreement on how to spell their names.

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  17. 19 hours ago

    Trump pitched the tax cuts on raising incomes and boosting markets. The new jobs report boosts half of that argument (as Trump ludicrously blames the other half on Democrats).

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  18. 21 hours ago

    Why the difference? Two different surveys! This used to happen with some regularity.

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  19. 21 hours ago
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  20. 21 hours ago

    where my emp sit dot nr zero dot htm stans

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  21. 22 hours ago

    The proper way to use vulgarity to disparage a political opponent is to change a last name to a swear.

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