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The Most Electrifying Man in Computology. Texan in Brooklyn. Makes computer programs at @bkcc.

Joined March 2007
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    Phillip Bowden ‏@pbowden 20 May 2014

    there's two hard problems in computer science: we only have one joke and it's not funny.

    • Retweets 909
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    • Fernando Varesi demi gorgon Jim sɐɯoɥ⊥ Mike Amelia Gapin 👻💀⚰️ Pursuing Meredith Mx Simon Lundmark Mathias Olsson
    1:45 PM - 20 May 2014
    0 replies 909 retweets 1,062 likes
      1. Camille Fournier ‏@skamille 24 May 2014

        @pbowden man you're getting a LOT of traction on this one huh, it is blowing up my twits list every 30 minutes

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Phillip Bowden ‏@pbowden 24 May 2014 Williamsburg, Brooklyn

        @skamille people love then computer jokes

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      1. Vincent Gable ‏@VTPG 20 May 2014

        @pbowden @kelliotttt *actually* the two hard problems in computer science are pedants.

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      3. Phillip Bowden ‏@pbowden 20 May 2014

        @vtpg @kelliotttt NAILED IT

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      1. Guy English ‏@gte 4 Sep 2015

        @pbowden "there are", you illiterate philistine.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      2. Phillip Bowden ‏@pbowden 4 Sep 2015

        @gtepic.twitter.com/DjjcfUxVrx

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      1. Julio Capote ‏@capotej 22 May 2014

        @pbowden amazing

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      3. Phillip Bowden ‏@pbowden 22 May 2014

        @capotej thank you

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      1. Zac West ‏@zacwest 20 May 2014

        @pbowden @asmallteapot 8 bytes walk into a bar and tell the bartender, "make me a double!"

        0 replies 5 retweets 21 likes
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      3. David Smith ‏@Catfish_Man 20 May 2014 Cupertino, CA

        @zacwest @pbowden @asmallteapot the bartender then launches nethack because type punning is undefined behavior ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Vincent Gable ‏@VTPG 20 May 2014

        @Catfish_Man @zacwest @pbowden @asmallteapot they should have organized, because it's legal if you do it through a union in C11.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Tim Pope ‏@tpope 20 May 2014 New York, NY

        @pbowden guess you never received that udp joke

        0 replies 9 retweets 48 likes
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      1. Peter Hilton ‏@PeterHilton Jul 23

        @pbowden Is it one of @chrisoldwood’s? http://chrisoldwood.blogspot.nl/2015/04/the-daily-stand-up.html … and http://chrisoldwood.blogspot.nl/2016/04/stand-up-and-deliver.html …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Chris Oldwood ‏@chrisoldwood Jul 23

        @pbowden @PeterHilton You won't be laughing when I finally publish 97 Puns Every Programmer Should Know. Oh, wait, that's not right...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Peter Hilton ‏@PeterHilton Jul 23

        Peter Hilton Retweeted Peter Hilton

        @chrisoldwood Here’s another one for you:https://twitter.com/peterhilton/status/756892098885017600 …

        Peter Hilton added,

        Peter Hilton @PeterHilton
        Q: Why can’t journalists find out why development projects fail? A: Because the programmers refuse to comment. #illshowmyselfout
        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris Oldwood ‏@chrisoldwood Jul 23

        Chris Oldwood Retweeted Hacker News Onion

        @PeterHilton I still prefer the Hacker News Onion version :o).https://twitter.com/hackernewsonion/status/601470152509509632 …

        Chris Oldwood added,

        Hacker News Onion @HackerNewsOnion
        Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Peter Hilton ‏@PeterHilton Jul 23

        @chrisoldwood Not surprised that one wasn’t original. Was surprised to see that I had already retweeted it. oO

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Chris Oldwood ‏@chrisoldwood Jul 23

        Chris Oldwood Retweeted Kevlin Henney

        @PeterHilton There's a word for that :o).https://twitter.com/kevlinhenney/status/330315812755877891 …

        Chris Oldwood added,

        Kevlin Henney @KevlinHenney
        WordFriday: cryptomnesia: A memory bias when a person mistakes a remembered idea as original and their own. https://www.facebook.com/WordFriday/posts/450209051733724 …
        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like

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