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  1. You know how sometimes you dream that you're peeing, and wake up afraid that you just wet the bed? Last night I dreamt that I was pooping.

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    Don't bother setting an alarm on Sunday. Ops will wake you up at 8 am anyway.

  3. It seems like in ST:TNG, you can't build a potato clock without accidentally making it self-aware.

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    First gamergate kid arrested by the FBI for terrorism. I did say this would happen.

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    That mugshot screams "unrepentant." --> Man pees on passengers aboard Portland-bound flight, police say

  6. Wait, lua doesn't like to concatenate booleans into strings? Or putting them into string.format? What madness is this?

  7. What kind of monster mixes tabs, four-space and three-space indentation in a single file?

  8. Found a CHDK script that'll maximize the old Canon's battery usage. Can't wait to try this out tomorrow.

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    Every time someone drops out of the GOP race, I'm going to think of this picture. Goodbye, Rick Beary

  10. CHDK tooling has come a really long way in the past few years. Looking forward to being able to get some better night-time lapses.

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    Hey , get your pets microchipped for only $15 on Sunday at the Petland Discounts on Fulton!

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    We made a mirror for the house. To tell us things. Tale in the README

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    Anybody want this?

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    BED-STUY! This cutie was found on Herkimer St today. Please RT to find his owner!

  15. In the future, we'll probably ground our kids by revoking their user access to the house infosphere, or whatever.

  16. "Clean up your home directory!"

  17. Somewhere out there is a person who's struggling to understand why doo-wop is so popular at all these new startups.

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    Am I high?

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    THE CAPTCHA SHOWS THE CROPPED PHOTO OF A HOUSE NUMBER. IT'S ODDLY FAMILIAR BUT YOU CANNOT SAY WHY. YOU ENTER IT. NEXT DOOR, SOMEONE SCREAMS.

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