Parvez Anwar

@pavanwar

Set the laser to pun. Comedian / Joke Writer of the one-liner variety.

The Ghetto, Oldham
Geregistreerd in maart 2009
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    11 jun. 2014

    "You can expect 8 inches of snow tonight" - Jon Snow's chat-up line

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  2. 28 jun.

    Bad Tripadvisor review in real life.

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  3. 28 jun.

    Danny Dyer takes advantage of to tell the nation what he thinks of David Cameron on live tv 😂

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  4. 26 jun.

    LOL WHAT YOU THINK

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  5. 17 jun.

    In honour of Chris Chope stopping the upskirting bill, upskirting should now be formally called “Choping”.

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    3 jun.

    To help save the planet, I'm going to stop using carrier pigeons and get a pigeon for life instead.

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    2 jun.

    The IDF says they wouldn’t have shot Razan al-Najjar if she hadn’t been trying to save Palestinian lives. That’s honestly their argument. Horrifying.

    I am crushed and outraged. I already see Israeli intelligence and news sources saying "If she hadn't been out there, she wouldn't have gotten shot." She was a medic. IN HER COUNTRY. ⚡️ “21-year-old volunteer paramedic killed by Israeli sniper fire”
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    3 jun.

    a spineless response from . not only denies the existence of the problem of islamophobia in the party, but he does so by discrediting the on national tv. to top it up with the baffling “we can’t be racist, one of us is asian” answer is an insult

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    "Look at who the home secretary is" - Sajid Javid insists that Islamophobia is not a problem in the Conservative Party
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  9. 19 mei

    Just bought my exclusive Ltd Ed Harry & Meghan commemorative bag from some mug for only £100. Can’t wait to see what it’s worth in a few years’ time!

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  10. 19 mei

    I imagine the Queen and Prince Philip getting into a heated argument and then afterwards the Queen just plays “God Save The Queen” and Prince Philip has to sing it 🤣

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  11. 11 mei

    Sir Alex Ferguson, ladies and gentlemen.

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  12. 4 mei

    Facebook.

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  13. 24 apr.

    Genuine NHS ante natal advice leaflet about birthing positions

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  14. 20 apr.

    [Night of conception] *22 months later* “Congratulations Mr Merrick, it’s a boy!”

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  15. 20 apr.

    Atheists exist! Just a gentile reminder.

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  16. 17 apr.

    JUST BRILLIANT.

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    30 jun. 2017

    "Bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread" - a duck singing The Sound of Music's "a few of my favourite things".

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  18. 1 apr.

    Imagine how small Judas felt when Jesus gave him that “I know what you did” look.

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  19. 23 mrt.

    . Thanks for giving up your taxi for us yesterday, what a gentleman! We will come and see “All I See Is You” when it starts showing 👍🏽

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  20. 4 mrt.

    The downside to Britain’s snowy weather thawing out is the sad, inevitable effect on its penguins

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  21. 20 feb.

    Worst product placement ever

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