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#Ecommerce | Hiking | Coffee | Cats | Former Copywriter turned Master of Not Proofreading Tweets | Views mine. Nothing to do with my employer.
Melbourne, VictoriaJoined November 2010

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Almost. AC—In public places. In a hotel room or your own place you can do what you want with your AC. Trains—Most trains apart from the metros and fast trains (AVE et al).
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I'm in Spain. To tackle cost of living here they put cap on A/C levels; lowered gas prices (£55 to fill tank here, £104 in UK) & ALL train journeys will be free until Christmas. Meanwhile Boris on 2 holidays, Truss says profit not a dirty word (re energy companies). Nice country.
Here's something fun. Reading over the LinkedIns of people you use to work with and discovering they're claiming your achievements as their own. 😂 This person didn't even get the growth %s right - I remember the numbers vividly as I wrote the monthly report.
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Something that will always remain with me was that one time, when I was doing a photoshoot with former AFLW player Moana Hope, when she commented about the firmness of my two colleague's handshakes but didn't say anything about mine. 😂
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Source: some junk website that drives traffic to cash in on AdSense.
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"The estimated Net Worth of Scott C Morrison is at least $41.4 Million dollars as of 8 August 2022." Reallly? How does someone who keeps getting sacked amass so much money?
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Hey - I have been trying to contact Seller Support for a few days re a verification issue and keep getting a 'we can't help, email this team...' email which sends me straight back to the initial web form. Can you please assist?
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And people wonder why they get scammed. Random dude pops up on an unrelated thread in a Barcelona tourism group offering a place to stay. Someone’s like ‘goody goody, tell me more…’
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You walk down the main street (La Rambla) in my town at 8am and you’ll see dozens of sweet looking older women and men sipping a morning beer and eating a croissant at the cafes. Coffee isn’t for everyone it seems.
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My favourite thing in business. People that don't bother emailing, live chatting, or calling you. But jump straight to lodging a dispute with PayPal. (Fortunately, I get 1 of these in every 1000 or so customers, so no biggy. But...)
Earlier today the top headline was about how 'China's invasion of Taiwan is imminent'. Now that article is nowhere to be seen and it's a story about shoplifting at a Supercheap Auto. Man, News Ltd is low-rent.
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My apartment is right in the centre. It fronts onto a high street. Seems my door step is the go-to place for buskers. And, the quality of buskers in this town is sublime. I like it very much.
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Very sad. Unrelated, we fly to Turkey.
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Katie Price and Carl Woods SPLIT  thesun.co.uk/tv/19486858/ka
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Keep getting to airports too early. From train station to airside it was 12 minutes on Saturday at Barcelona El Prat. Today at Genoa Airport it was more like 5 minutes from taxi to airside.
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Ok, Portofino/Santa Margherita Ligure has exceeded expectations. Expensive and lots of tourists but what a beautiful place. Spotted the yachts of Alan Sugar, Solomon Lew, and one of Putin’s mates too.
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Flawless Ryanair flight today. Only carry on. On time departure. On time arrive. Uneventful flight. Hard touchdown. What’s all the fuss about? 😂
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Travelling out of Barcelona El Prat today. Didn’t know what to expect in terms of craziness. Alas, 12 minutes from train station to airside. Muy muy fácil (easy).
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Not sure if Pastor Alex’s account is satire, but I love the swiftness with which he bypasses more plausible, worldly explanations.
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Atheists, is JESUS is not real then explain this?
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What a time to be here. Festa Major en Vilanova i la Geltru. Castelleres in Plaça de la Vila. 😱😍
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Some bars will give you some crisps with your drink. Others a few olives. You’re onto a winner if you get served these. And they’re about €0.60 at the supermarket for a big packet.
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These things. Mixed with some peanuts. Freaking delicious.
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Pretty sure I saw Virgin CEO Jayne Hrdlicka walking with her husband and kid down Carre de la Força in Girona the other day. She seems to have a penchant for flashy designer stuff. This person certainly fit that bill. Anyone know if she’s on leave?
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Unpopular opinion - I think MS Teams is the superior video call software on the market. Followed by Google Meets. Zoom just subjects people to Stockholm Syndrome.
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Oh, Teams is down? Maybe more meetings will be become the emails they should have been. And conversations will asynchronise so as to not be honking work-sapping distractions.
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You'd imagine / had a team of the BEST UX designers, right? Trying to navigate 'Meta Business Suite' and Ad Manager et al. My god. What a dog's desayuno!
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… To that end, I really wish the ALP had a stronger stance on small businesses. If ALP was really pro-worker they’d absolutely want to ensure small business, which employees 40% of workers, thrived. But, you know, low union penetration in small business.
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It’s as though people think jobs and livelihoods exist in a vacuum. Businesses are criticised for trying to stay in business as though they’re this ‘other’ thing. Not a thing that directly and indirectly employs people, to keep the world as we know it going round and round.
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Replying to @TGIFriday33 and @PaulMeekPerth
I'm no longer going to cafes even to buy take away. So over the whinging
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The uncritical support for Albo by the rusted on ALP voters is pretty sickening. These folk don’t want higher standards in politics. They’re hypocritical to the highest degree. We need to hold ALL politicians to account. (Disclosure: I voted Labor and am glad for the change.)
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It's gotten to the point now if you needlessly* book a Qantas flight you're an idiot. * If they're the only carrier available on your route, are significantly cheaper, provide significantly better times, fair enough. But, if you could have simply booked with another airline...
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