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Swift!
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Soylent Green is people!
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Beat me to this comment.
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Only Republicans over 65. After all, they volunteered, didn't they?
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Ah, a fellow Taylor Swift fan!
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Soylent green is people!
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Soylent Pink has more girls in it!
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Girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts? (Credit: The Adam's Family)
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