Pauline Yau

@paulineyau

Mum, Pomeranian owner. Helping tech companies engage with government. Hat maker. Learning piano slowly. Lover of variety.

Merstham
Joined October 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    OMG I AM CRYING 😂

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  2. Mar 31

    Well I never. Turns out two of the rudest men I’ve ever met professionally happen to dislike each other. Twitter teaches you lots of things

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  3. Mar 30

    Dear have you ever attempted to build the Bergen wardrobe you sell? 7+ hours to build one wardrobe, a cracked mirror and doors we can’t open. Quite the thing.

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  4. Mar 29

    Everyone needs a fluffy work helper

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  5. Mar 28

    If you’re losing people week after week and your brightest and best start to leave then you have to look at the top. That’s where you’ll find the rot

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  6. Mar 27

    Clearly they’ve never been to a petrol forecourt in the U.K.

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  7. Mar 27

    Jeepers. Has anyone else watched Wild Wild Country on ? Crazy but true story

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  8. Mar 26

    This would totally be my dog if it was asked to round up sheep

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    When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience.
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    Mar 26

    the shade 'Silicon Valley' throws at Facebook in the new intro is 💯

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  10. Mar 26

    People in sports teams. Is it common practice that if a team is getting an end of season award that the subs are given some kind of lesser award than the others in the team?

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  11. Mar 25

    Honestly. Our box is nothing but a royal pain in the arse

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    Mar 24

    This sign deserves a pulitzer (📸 )

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 23
    Replying to and

    A spokesperson for the Information Commissioner’s Office said: “We are pleased with the decision of the judge and we plan to execute the warrant as soon as the jackets Susan ordered from arrive."

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  14. Mar 24

    I don’t understand why they’re searching the offices. Surely they need to look at their servers which will be in a datacentre somewhere. Is it just for show?

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  15. Mar 24

    Current status

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    Mar 21

    I'm sorry, did you say you got 1.6 billion taxpayer dollars to build a wall? That can't be right since I'm almost certain you said Mexico would be paying for it.

    Got $1.6 Billion to start Wall on Southern Border, rest will be forthcoming. Most importantly, got $700 Billion to rebuild our Military, $716 Billion next year...most ever. Had to waste money on Dem giveaways in order to take care of military pay increase and new equipment.
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  17. Mar 21

    What a woman! Well done not sure my mascara will survive this programme x

    2 wheels. 5 days. Over 350 miles. , tonight at 9pm for 💪🏼
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  18. Mar 21

    I’m always being watched.....

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    Mar 21

    NEW: In 2015, Cambridge Analytica director, Brittany Kaiser, introduced computer hackers to Cambridge Analytica employees who say they stole the President of Nigeria's personal emails. Kaiser later appeared on launch panel of 's campaign.

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  20. Mar 21

    If you’re going on live TV wouldn’t you make sure your cat is out of the room? 🤔

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