Paul Graham on Twitter: "Another surprising skill you learn as a parent: kiss small kids on the side of the head, not the top (or they head-butt you in the nose)."

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1. Matthew M. Gonzales‏ @matthewgonzales 13 Oct 2017
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  Wear those stripes proud.
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1. BuyBitcoin‏ @NYGirl5757 13 Oct 2017
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  True! I remember several near-misses and one connect with mine #ouch
  
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1. 2odd‏ @2odd 13 Oct 2017
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  Applies to boys not girls
  
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1. Chaitu‏ @ckalapala 13 Oct 2017
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  Hold the head and kiss em.
  
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1. Elliott Noel‏ @SkipperEl 13 Oct 2017
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  great way to lose glasses too.
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1. Eric Farkas‏ @ericfarkas 13 Oct 2017
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  This rule can be generalized: your head should never occupy the airspace directly above your child's head (e.g. reading a book together).
  
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1. Randall McCarley‏ @RandRendArt 13 Oct 2017
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  Or the lip
  
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1. Nathan W‏ @nwenzel 13 Oct 2017
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  I was <100ms away from a broken nose on multiple occasions before learning that lesson.
  
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