My 5 yo's stories usually end with a dinosaur eating everyone. Same difference #DadLife
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do they get caught monologue-ing?
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Was that in reference to mr Donald J. Trump? :-)
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Time to discuss hamartia with him, I think.
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This is actually true. Most villains have ambitious goals and great attitude, but usually count their chickens too early. Hmm..
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