That's a pretty strong play.
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Kids nail it. As adults we over complicate our deviousness.
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He will grow up an be a wall street trader
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Smart kid!
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This is why I'm not ready to be a parent. I would've just glowed and ate the lollies
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The best thing I ever heard a kid say was in Walmart - he asked his mom "Would you like to buy me two things or just one thing?"
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And you just know she was the kind of parent who'd say "Go to bed now or stay up for ten more minutes?" to give the idea of autonomy
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so cute and funny
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He stole my move! I always make two after-dinner drinks: one for my wife and one for me, and my wife always says: No, thank you.
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I wanna grow up to be like the 5 yo
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When you offer them and they said "I had it already" but if they keep looking at it, just give it to them.. saves the late night tantrum
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Smart!
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cute strategy!!
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If you take it and dont eat. He will wait and ask you : "if you are not having then, can i have them?"
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Born to be a Salesman?
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smooth sailor!!
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Well played.
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