@neelnanda did a great bit on this idea @westsidecomedy last night. "He's not my president" is the new, "he's not my dad!" So on 
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Thanks Michael


been doing this bit for a couple months, it continues to stay relevant
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Hmmm...Father implies that he is an adult.
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You seem too fixated on Trump. I kinda find it odd. Wonder why...
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he's like the villain on The Bachelor
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But he acts like a
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That's unfair to bad stepfathers.
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If he were a comic book character Trump would be called douchebag supreme
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Exactly what Ithought last night.
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Ah, how far has he fallen... Just a few months ago he used to be this century's Hitler!
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Yeah! You're right. The white man is fucking the whole America.
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More like the belligerent uncle on Facebook...
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Trump is America's DOOM !!!
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Ahh! So this is what it feels like to be a redheaded stepchild
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You are right
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As a kid i had an abusive step dad, and you're right
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We started with the founding fathers. Now we're getting into the clown train fathers.
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I've seen movies where the stepchildren rise up & take dad out (in a non-violent, non-Secret service investigation kinda way) Phew!
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