Literal thinking in kids is the best. Try explaining “sarcasm” to a 3 year old
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As a 5 yo visiting Amsterdam, I mistakenly -but not unreasonably- believed we were in The Nuderlands.
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It's where you go when you are annoyed
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Lol "...used to think.."?! Like when he was 3?!

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About 3 minutes before he said this, I fear. I was telling his older brother about geography.
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raising an Englishman?
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"...but wait, they do iron there right?"
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To be fair, they don't not iron in Ireland.
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For a second I thought that quote was from POTUS. Slightly relieved now.
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