Welp you might as well tell her Santa doesn't exist now...
5 yo: Where did the candy come from? Jessica: The Easter Bunny. 5 yo: It looks like the candy we have...
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Did you somehow come across a 5 yo or did the 4 yo become a 5 yo?
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It was his birthday a few days ago.
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Raising a child, a deep monumental joyful rewarding task, looking simplistic for the shallow of us, you get to learn from your worst pupils!
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He's getting stronger..
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Level up!
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It is interesting how compelling the principle of logical parsimony is, how quickly and confidently we reach for Occam's Razor.
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If you are still in France: les cloches de Paques!
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When your kids are around 16 they will be mortified to learn you've been tweeting their best moments all this time
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And yet they will probably be tweeting their worst and see no inconsistency
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