"I have a homonym: nuts like you eat, and nuts like 'don't punch me in the nuts.'" – 4 yo with example drawn from life
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Replying to @paulg
makes me recall when my young mind was blown when I first heard, "real eyes, real lies, realize!"
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Replying to @jrhusney
I'm going to tell him that one.
11:23 AM - 29 Sep 2016
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