Paul I will eat things off the floor now. I am not even saying this ironically.
One of the most surprising things about having small children is your willingness to eat their mangled leftovers.
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Yes. You develop a completely different attitude to bodily fluids & functions too.
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reverse of birds which feed mangled leftovers to their infants
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basic instinct
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it's how I've gained 20lbs. Basically get thirds for every meal
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parenthood is one of deepest experiences of unconditionality/love when you admit it come in your essence!
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read this in a very different light than I think you intended...
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guilty as charged
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Yesterday I got to eat 3 half finished cupcakes. Best. Father's day. Ever.
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only depends if you can still recognize the food :)
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