Paul I will eat things off the floor now. I am not even saying this ironically.
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Yes. You develop a completely different attitude to bodily fluids & functions too.
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guilty as charged
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pre kids-saw parents eat half chewed sandwich and was disgusted. Post kids, leftovers became main calorie source.
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read this in a very different light than I think you intended...
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reverse of birds which feed mangled leftovers to their infants
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honestly that's how I get approximately half of all my dinners.
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because otherwise you often wouldn't get to eat anything at all
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true that!!!
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Straight from their mouths, into my mouth, by their tiny hands. Sigh.
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so true! glad I am not the only one!
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only depends if you can still recognize the food :)
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Yesterday I got to eat 3 half finished cupcakes. Best. Father's day. Ever.
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too true
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parenthood is one of deepest experiences of unconditionality/love when you admit it come in your essence!
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it's how I've gained 20lbs. Basically get thirds for every meal
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basic instinct
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that's true, I do it everyday (I've heard that's the way you get fat...)
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