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    Paul Graham‏Verified account @paulg 19 Jan 2016

    "How does the baby get out? Does it come out her mouth?" – 3 yo inspecting pregnant woman

    1:26 PM - 19 Jan 2016
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      1. Ben Chege Ngumi  🇰🇪‏ @masukuma 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg explanating the getting out is the easy part... the getting in? That's tough.

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      1. Mandar  📲‏ @mandarlimaye 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg 3 yr old just wrote the plot to Alien 😜

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      1. shubham‏ @shubhambansal 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg I am really curious about your response.

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      1. ur goth dyke mom‏ @beka_valentine 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg tell the kid the story of Zeus and Athena

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      1. TheresaPrestonWerner‏ @tpdubs2 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg @mojombo's and my 3 yr old asked if I'd poop it out. We showed him a birth video, and he said, "Oh, ok." Question answered.

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      1. Mike Mooney‏ @mooneydev 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg My 5yo to my wife: "So I think the doctor stuck a stick down your mouth, and the baby grabbed it and the doctor pulled the baby out"

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      1. Sir Retweetalot  🇳🇬 (大口)‏ @oguching 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg oh dear

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      1. Ansel Halliburton‏ @anseljh 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg My kid (then 5) had 2 hypotheses, equally likely in his mind: it either kicked or bit its way out. 😬

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      2. Ansel Halliburton‏ @anseljh 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg He would demonstrate with a fierce front kick.

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      1. Robin Warren‏ @robinwarren 19 Jan 2016
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        @paulg friend was asked that by her son, started responding in French. Son: "in English mummy", everyone else "yes, in English mummy"

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