3 yo draws interesting picture as couple at next table watches, smiling. Me: What's that a picture of? 3 yo: Me peeing on you!
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@paulg asked my 3yo in public what he was drawing. Answer: a motherf*** as I was a ms late to reach his mouth. Luckily it was mother fish
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@paulg consider favour returned. Shared kid experiences so much funnier cuz they're true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg btw. Read ur dad's from Pwllheli. I'm probably only Texan who can say it properly (I'm from Austin - wife's from N Wales).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg got married there and back for Xmas if you have any pic requests.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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