“@paulg: The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted.” Close but toddler eye-gouge is even more surprising!
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@paulg Until they are 14-17 it's really not an issueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#truth I live in fear of@babychamps rock-solid head RT@paulg: The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted. - 1 more reply
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@paulg be glad you don’t wear glasses. headbutt is worse with a frame to the bridge of your noseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg got nothing on when your toddler kicks you in the genitals. It’s like they’re literally trying to kill the competition.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg under the chin when they do the tantrum hop. Then check your teeth for chips.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg and sunglasses being yoinked when they're on your shoulders.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg@simplebits had a similar discovery not so long ago :)https://twitter.com/simplebits/status/2131272070 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg Agreed. Also getting poked in the eye...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg So true. And if you value it, never leave your tongue between your teeth when near a three year old.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg totally skipped in traditional parenting classes as well. Time to disrupt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg in the noseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@paulg Been there - happened here also on the chin. For the love of parenting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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