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    Paul Graham‏Verified account @paulg 29 Oct 2014

    The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted.

    5:50 PM - 29 Oct 2014
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      2. Patrick Vlaskovits‏ @Pv 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @paulg

        “@paulg: The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted.” Close but toddler eye-gouge is even more surprising!

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ryan Dietz‏ @rmdietz 29 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Pv

        @Pv @paulg - Kicked in the nuggets this evening.

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      1. John Lindquist‏ @JohnLindquist2 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg Until they are 14-17 it's really not an issue

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      1. Hong‏ @Quan 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg Wait till they cut you in the eye. #kids

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      2. Mike Champion‏ @graysky 29 Oct 2014
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        #truth I live in fear of @babychamps rock-solid head RT @paulg: The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted.

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      1. Rob Wright‏ @f1fe 30 Oct 2014
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        @paulg be glad you don’t wear glasses. headbutt is worse with a frame to the bridge of your nose

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      1. Mark Ankcorn‏ @cellphonelaw 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg got nothing on when your toddler kicks you in the genitals. It’s like they’re literally trying to kill the competition.

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      1. Chris Nicoll‏ @beepily 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg under the chin when they do the tantrum hop. Then check your teeth for chips.

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      1. Matthew McEachen‏ @mrm 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg and sunglasses being yoinked when they're on your shoulders.

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      1. Amr(o)‏ @amro 29 Oct 2014
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        Amr(o) Retweeted Dan Cederholm

        @paulg @simplebits had a similar discovery not so long ago :)https://twitter.com/simplebits/status/2131272070 …

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        Dan CederholmVerified account @simplebits
        89% of being a Dad is protecting your nuts.
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      1. Sam Eitzen‏ @sameitzen 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg Agreed. Also getting poked in the eye...

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      1. Paul McCall‏ @pmccall777 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg So true. And if you value it, never leave your tongue between your teeth when near a three year old.

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      1. Jeff Dwyer‏ @jdwyah 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg totally skipped in traditional parenting classes as well. Time to disrupt.

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      1. Luis Garza‏ @luisgzas 29 Oct 2014
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        “@paulg: The most surprising danger of parenthood: being headbutted.” @kinedu

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      1. Matt Mireles‏ @mattmireles 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg in the nose

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      1. Chris Batz‏ @ChrisBatz 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg Bloody lip action from my 5 year old tonight Go #Royals

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      1. EnduraData‏ @EnduraData 29 Oct 2014
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        @paulg Been there - happened here also on the chin. For the love of parenting.

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