I’m dying 
8 yo: X-rays show that you have no heart. 12 yo: How am I alive then? 8 yo: You're a demon from Hell, sent here to annoy everyone.
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These keep getting better
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He is a standup guy
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As the younger sibling, I can confirm that the younger sibling is always smarter and funnier!
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Disagree. As an older sibling, I think the good traits are passed on by us to them.
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8 yo: Do you want to play Minecraft? I've got a new cool skin pack. 5 yo: No way. Let's do this together.
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random question if you don't mind answering... how do you feel the 4 year age gap has worked out? Wish they had been a bit closer in age or has the 4 year gap had its benefits?
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It's more like 3.2, and that seems pretty close to optimal. They're close enough in age that they can play with one another, but not so close that they're rivals.
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Missed op for your 12yo to go: “suck my balls”
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They don’t show up on X-ray either though.
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