12 yo: Why do you always wear a coat? 8 yo: I like wearing coats, and if you don't like it you can suck my balls! Me: Hmm, well, if you know that expression, I can at least explain to you why "sucks" is a swearword. 8 yo: Ohhh.
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8 yo: I've been wanting to say that for so long. Me: Really? How long? 8 yo: 3 weeks.
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Let's be fair here, he'd clearly ace the marshmallow test
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I don't remember the last tweet which wasn't about your 8 year old
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LMFAOO
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I mean, when you're 8, 3 weeks is a long time relative to your age - I guess?
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4 yo (yesterday): Dad did you just say damnit? Me: No, damage. 4 yo: Is damnit different than damnit? Me: Did you say that twice on purpose? 4 yo: I just can't get the word damnit out of my head
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Dear Sir, I need your help
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The kid perception of the passage of time is a wonderful intro to relativity and dilation.
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My son made me a bookmark that says "I know the word %^&*" but he used a bad word.
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That's a solid 0.7% of his life
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This is epic!
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