8 yo: I've been wanting to say that for so long. Me: Really? How long? 8 yo: 3 weeks.
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Congrats on being starter than an 8 yo.
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Top parenting, Paul. He'll be the king of the school yard tomorrow armed with that nugget.
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My 5 year old used to have some tantrums where we would scream "caralho" (cock) at me. Once I asked him, what does that mean? And he suddenly realized he had no idea.
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Your kids are hilarious!
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Did you at least tell your 12yo how to counter this at least?

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