Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey
Humans are so bizarrely specific, dogs must think. They encourage us to eat this dogfood, and freak out when we eat poop or dead animals. It's so much work keeping track of what's allowed.
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How do wild animals keep track of what to eat?
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Conditioning. Partly genetic, partly acquired from environment.
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We have been wired to think that since it says DOG FOOD then it's what dogs like when in fact no Dog was ever consulted in the process.
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And why do they keep on throwing their perfectly functional sticks away? It's so much work fetching and bringing them back, but it seems like it makes them happy.
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Or burning them!
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“Why aren’t you humans happy that I killed this rat? I thought you’d be so excited and I’d get an extra treat!”
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What’s your equivalent take on cats?
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Cats are simply running a huge experiment on humans.
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