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8 yo: Do you have nightmares when you're sick? Me: Sometimes you have strange dreams if you have a fever. 8 yo: I think I had a fever when I dreamed that my father was Darth Vader and I was lost in a store selling kayaks.
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they already have it: https://twitter.com/paulg
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REI nightmares are the worst.
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Kyle Reese:Luke Skywalker dream mash-up?
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Darth Vader is the only better father than Paul
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You should dress up as Darth Vader and wake him up on Halloween morning.pic.twitter.com/dENwsEntl5
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I feel like this is going to wind up having been too late to take action on. But it's clearly the response this event should have provoked. Brilliant.
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It's actually harder to think of kayak-based Star wars puns then you might think
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My dad’s reply to having nightmares when you are sick or not, was always you didn’t eat enough healthy food. When brain does not get enough energy from stomach it malfunctions
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