If you're able to tuck in a healthy, peacefully sleeping child into a warm bed in a safe home, you've won the lottery of life.
You've also won if, instead of sleeping peacefully, the child is grumbling about having to go to bed.
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Hell even if they don’t sleep you’re doing pretty great
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And you've absolutely won if the child goes to bed on time -- and then reads a book with a flashlight under the covers.
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Nah, that's second prize. Actually third prize_ because first prize is when your wife says in a suggestive tone "the kids are asleep..."
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