You need an alt Twitter account for these, for sure.
Lately 8 yo has been insisting on bedtime stories about companies with comically bad ideas. He's amazed at my inventiveness.
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I’d just list my investment portfolio
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How many are real companies?
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Oooh Oooh I've got one. How about a company that makes a ridiculously expensive juicer machine for expensive packets of juice that you can actually squeeze by hand?
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My good sir, I think you’ve won this round.
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...go on. (Share, please!)
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I hope u are fabricating them, the real ones are often too unrealistic
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@BoredElonMusk is full of them
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Is it truly inventiveness or just going over real life cases?
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