Not social distancing is sort of like going for a Darwin award, except your grandparents accept the award on your behalf.
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I did not, and I was tempted to tweet that I'd be on guard in future. Clearly, I was not. What did I win?
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Having a big audience makes people feel smart all the time
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“sort of like” reads like a hedge. Feels incongruent with the previous tweet.
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