Aww you have a mini writer 
Takes after you 
or the Mrs 
Sometimes 7 yo tells the bedtime story instead of me. Tonight it was about some thieves who robbed a bank armed with a canned haggis launcher. One of them was so stupid that he withdrew money from his account while he was there.
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Paul what should you do if your co-founder betrays you?
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Shoot a canned haggis at him.
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I thought Haggis was banned in the US. Maybe it was set abroad?
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If haggis is criminalised, only criminals will have haggis.
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talking about the thief from the story of course :D
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Hehe, 7 yo might become a great investor with a focus on creative industries, such as video gaming ;)
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Canned Haggis launcher--that's a classic right there!
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Did your 7 yo understand that the thief could be traced because of this?
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I don't think so. He thought it was funny because the robber was withdrawing money he could just steal.
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