Me: This is an essay I'm writing. Did you know I write essays? 7 yo: Why would anyone want to read an essay? Me: Try reading it. Maybe you'll like it. 7 yo reads half of first sentence out loud, falls on floor emitting loud fake snores.
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you...
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they leave for college.
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Then you have to pay for their college...
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Then you are free....and old
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^Lol. All your kid-related tweets make it clear you're a great dad. As you know, it will pay huge dividends, and one day they'll look around at all their friends' families and realize how special it is. Perhaps a future essay topic...
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Then they respect you
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Well, they never do.
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Then they realise you were right all along
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... To write essays and papers
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