(He didn't make this one up of course. That's what he means when he says it's a modern classic.)
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7 yo: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Me: Why? 7 yo: Because then they'd be bagels. That's a modern classic joke. Me: What does "classic" mean? 7 yo: Doesn't get old.
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I’ll be plagiarizing this :)
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you should compile these and write a book pg. ‘ruminations with my seven year old’.
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For sure, a kids book about a seven year old explaining the world to his dad
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This is amazing.
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(Or it was old even when it was new)
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These tweets will be classic
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Paul, I picked up this great little hard bound journal for recording what your kids say. It has a little spot for the context on each page. Definitely worth it
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I wonder how long “classic jokes” last from generation to generation
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