There was a time at work where I would move all knives away from the edges of counters in the kitchen.
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Can confirm. Today I yelled “Please Stop” at a 4yo running into a parking lot and her mother was 15 feet behind me.
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To ease a child, It truly takes a village.
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I fear the day when the majority of voters don’t have children.
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It's okay, they'll just have dogs instead.
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You develop another set of powers. More surprising is how much your eyes open. As well as becoming super aware of children you also look at the world differently.
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I thought I’m the only one doing that. Phew.
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And suddenly American politics makes a lot more sense
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Yeah, the urge to correct other people's kids also gets ratcheted up. I have to constantly force myself to not scold other kids when dropping mine off in the schoolyard.
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Yeah you’re so right, because those people that don’t have kids are totally fine with kids walking in the street and such, because you know, no skin in the game.
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