Hilarious 
"I'll tell you why I was so ticked off when I came out. I was warm and cozy in the womb." – 6 yo on his birth
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Lol at the amount of ass-kissing replies to Paul’s tweets.
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Genius father = genius kid
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You are making these up, right?
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I think all kids say such things. I just happen to spend a lot of time with mine, so I'm more likely to hear them.
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Quality feedback.
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You think being a 6-year-old is tough, just wait until college graduation!
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class GiftedChildren { public GiftedChildren() {};}
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So true. I can still hear my baby’s first cry. His sound of shock and reluctance to be here. We were all born saying goodbye to what we love.
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I think he probably realized pretty quickly that he was net ahead with you for a mom.
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